Sometimes a guy just can't win: If I help, it bugs her; If I don't help, it bugs her; If I'm quiet, it bugs her; If I'm talkative, it bugs her; If I don't read her mind correctly, it bugs her, but if I try to avoid the mind reading issue by asking for an explanation beforehand, it bugs her; She's in some kind of bad mood almost every day--stressed, depressed, angry, irritated, frustrated, overwhelmed, tired, sick, etc.

You always hear women complain about how difficult marriage and motherhood are--they give, and they give, and they give, and none of the neanderthal men in their lives appreciate them.

But you know what? Sometimes the husband gets the short end of the stick. She's damn lucky I'm so patient, because I doubt many other men could tolerate her.