Know what I hate? The fact that any time I tell my wife something nice or positive about her, she HAS to turn it into some sort of insult. I could say "dang, your hair looks great today", and that would automatically mean I think her hair is ugly. How about "you are the best wife in the world?" That translates as "how would you know?"

It's not just some time. It's EVERY TIME. I used to think it was just fishing for additional compliments, by making me have to apologize(!?!?) for complimenting her.

Now, I just don't want to talk to her anymore.