I've spent the last three weeks busting my balls doing everything my wife wants, helping her at HER job, taking care of the kids, fixing everything on the planet, ALL of the cleaning, etc, etc etc.....

AND I've spent the last three days sleeping on the couch. Haven't even seen a glimmer of sex in a month.

I don't mean to sound "ungrateful", but I think I've earned a little "cuddle time."