Father's Day has passed, but it's still worth watching our own Parent Schmarent columnist Christopher Noxon telling a tale fit for father's day and any day for dads.
I haven't looked at porn, masturbated, or kept any secrets from you for 65 days....and I have NEVER felt this good. God is good. So are you babe, I couldn't have done it without you. I look forward to calling you my wife. 33 days!