Father's Day has passed, but it's still worth watching our own Parent Schmarent columnist Christopher Noxon telling a tale fit for father's day and any day for dads.
I have a beautiful wife, thin, muscular, bleached blond hair,red nails , big car, fake boobs, thong wearing, party dancing, flirting, HOT and the WORST BITCH in the world she hates being a mother and wife. I love our 2 daughters so much and I thank her for giving them to me every day!!!!!...My girl friend is soft, plump, smiley, and warm, loves to cook, and EAT, she puts me on a throne...How I wish my wife would walk away with out the kids and I could give the girls a mother they deserve..what a mistake!!!!!!!!
NO I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD!!! WE CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF THE ONE WE ALREADY HAVE!We have no business trying to have another kid just because her biological clock tells her to.
Out of the Army and moving back to Michigan next week. I was one of those guys who got married right after boot camp. Two deployments, one wonderful, adorable kid and four years later- my girl and I are still madly crazy retarded in love with each other. Cant wait to move back home, get back into college and start my DOD-free life with her! I'm so gorram lucky!
I cant wait to get her pregnant again I love being a father. Secretly though, I really hope it's a boy and am worried I'll be disappointed if it's a girl. We're only having 1 more child and we already have a girl.
I love to take my kids fishing with me. But I get very little fishing done. I spend more time getting them out of the water, hooking worms and untangling lines.For my birthday, my wife got me all new fishing stuff and a home made coupon book for kid-free fishing. She is the best!!
Dear wife,What do you see as your role in this marriage? I seriously do 90% of the cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry, plus I fix up the house, and hold down a job. You stay at home with our son... and complain about it just about every damn day. Oh, and the lack of sex is fantastic too. Maybe five times this year so far. And not a single blowjob. Sincerely,Your overworked, undersexed husband
My daughter is three years old. She is the best thing I have ever done with my life.
