I love my wife I love my kids I love my parents I love my job I love my house I love my car I also love ...what else am I supposed to say to make me believe myself? I just want SEX and BEER in any order from any one..

WOMEN ARE SELFISH!

There was, apparently, a time when children were actually a financial resourse!!! Can you imagine? All I hear is "I want, I want, I want" screeching for a decade now. Guess what, I want designer jeans too but instead I waste my money on your dumb crap, the least you can do is Shut T F Up!

My wife hates my kids and I see her point.

Truth be told, if I knew now what I didn't then, I would have: Never gotten married. Never been convinced to raise kids. Never quit the job I liked so I could BE married and have the kids. Moved. Away. Far away. Enjoyed having hobbies. Unlike now, when I don't have any because I have no free time to work on them. Would have kept the friends I had, since I don't have any now that aren't first and foremost "her" friends. Hell, I'd settle for ONE friend that wasn't associated with her. Monogamy has got me...what, exactly? Less sex than before getting married? Why am I supposed to think this is somehow an improvement over what I had?

It's not that I don't love the wife and kids. I do. but it was all a mistake, and I wake up wishing a heart attack will kill me today.

Honey, When I tell you we don't have any money, I mean it. Just because there is still money in the bank doesn't mean you can go spend it. I am trying hard to make it to the next paycheck but you keep spending.

It seems that I only get sex for 2 days after her period.

Sometimes my kids do things that:

make we want to scream and then cry make my chest fell like there's a 400lb gorilla sitting on it make it hard for me to remember my name never mind have a rational discussion make me want to walk out of the house and never return

But a minute later I'm laughing and can't imagine ever being apart from them.

I think I need therapy.

I don't know how to tell my wife I am bi

I like being a dad, I really do. I just wish my wife were convinced of that. She complains that I'm not 'into' it enough.

And if she doesn't stop complaining about that, I won't be 'into' it at all pretty soon.