I have no idea why we're still married.

When the old lady starts bitchin' or yellin' at me I lift my leg turn my butt toward her and fart. Shuts um' up everytime.

I am having an affair with my wifes best friend and do not intend to stop. She is stunning, 100 pounds less than my wife and rocks my world.

I have two jobs and when I work on the weekends all I hear about is how she feels alone and unsupported and how overwhelmed she is by the yard work. Christ, she is a SAHM so get over yourself. Get a job if you want to, you have a college degree and the kids are in school. Do something anyway other than complain. And also, since I am supporting you, your kids from your first marriage and your mother, don't I deserve a blow job once in a while as well.

my wife is at home sick today... stomach thing... i wish i could blow off work to hang out wit her...

My girl thinks it's hilarious when I fart. She actually eggs me on all the time to fart in front of her. She's cool!

My wife thanked me for not being anything like the guys on this website. Truth is it makes it so much better to post here about my fat wife and how i cheat on her knowing that she reads it.

I love a nice, tight, round ass. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't have one.

I refer to my step kids as the dumb one and the ugly one in my head.

I hate TV shows where some perfect rich guy plays the perfect adoring step-father who can't live without the "amazing" children. It makes me angry that this is the "norm" presented. Where is the respect and appreciation for the men who take on these situations? We think we're going to be treated like a hero and instead get treated like crap or a walking wallet. Everyone was on their best behavior until now.