Father's Day has passed, but it's still worth watching our own Parent Schmarent columnist Christopher Noxon telling a tale fit for father's day and any day for dads.
"these confessions have sucked lately - where did all this touchy-feely BS come from?? are the women on our board again??? cuz i doubt there are all from men........"
Cuz unless they're poorly written and badly spelled and filled with crap about banging 20-something chicks then of course it's got to be a lady writing it, right? Listen asshole, shut up. guys like you are why women hate us.
>"I do all the shopping and cleaning, all the projects and everything else. She doesn't mind, but it's DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!"............."Ummmmm what does your wife do all day long????"She literally sits on the couch making lists of things to take care of so her stress level will go down. I'm neither lying nor exagerating. It does not matter how much I do because if a majority of someone's day is spent thinking of things to do, there will never be enough time to do it all. I'm going to go to the library and get a book on how to deal with a spouse's chronic anxiety disorder. She would be so offended if she found out, though, so I'm going to have to read it at work. Oy.
"i haven't slept with DW in a couple months. tonight she tried to turn me on and i couldn't get hard... what is wrong with me?"It's use it or lose it. That's just a fact.
these confessions have sucked lately - where did all this touchy-feely BS come from??
are the women on our board again??? cuz i doubt there are all from men........I was waiting for the token whiner to come along and accuse everyone of being women now that guys have started actually discussing things other than 'my wife is fat and ugly, I hate her and my kids, time to go fuck my GF!'
Quote "I am engaged to someone who cleans the house, cooks, takes care of our dog, but has absolutely zero passion or initiative in the bedroom. Lately I have been fantasizing about her best friend who does not cook or clean but oozes sex and has a great body. I know it is wrong so why can't I stop myself? "You need to talk to your fiance about your sex needs RIGHT NOW - maybe with a counselor present. Unless you are honest with her and you two get on the same page about this issue, the temptation to cheat won't ever go away. You may need to come her way a bit to and be realistic about the sexy times to be had, but she needs to recognize your needs as well.
"I am engaged to someone who cleans the house, cooks, takes care of our dog, but has absolutely zero passion or initiative in the bedroom. Lately I have been fantasizing about her best friend who does not cook or clean but oozes sex and has a great body. I know it is wrong so why can't I stop myself? "Dude, don't marry this woman! It will never, ever, ever, ever, ever get any better. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fantasizing about hot sex?Or would you rather meet a woman will will actually GIVE you the hot sex?Seriously, think about it. And ps.....
there is nothing wrong with fantasizing.
It's good for you!
If I'm mashing buttons on my keyboard like crazy and there are a ton of things happening on my monitor, don't come up and ask me to turn around and look at something or start talking. Wait a minute till the fight is over so I can give you full attention. Get a freakin clue! I'll come up and try to talk to you at the end of the movie and you shhh me, and I don't have a prob with that. I understand you need to hear the last bit of the show. So don't get pissed if my concentration is very focus on my game. I'll talk you you when the fight is over. Geez!
these confessions have sucked lately - where did all this touchy-feely BS come from??are the women on our board again??? cuz i doubt there are all from men........
"I am engaged to someone who cleans the house, cooks, takes care of our dog, but has absolutely zero passion or initiative in the bedroom. Lately I have been fantasizing about her best friend who does not cook or clean but oozes sex and has a great body. I know it is wrong so why can't I stop myself?"Take it from someone who stopped himself - DON'T!!!I know it sounds shallow, but sex can make or break your marriage. And if you're both happy in the bedroom you'll be in much better shape to work out the whole clean/cook/dog/kids thing.Trust me, I wish someone had told me this before it was too late.