My wife is 7 years younger than me. I will always have a hot young chick on my side, ha ha!

I hated being married. I love being single and having a girlfriend. I am an awesome boyfriend. I am caring,thoughtful, all that! I am a suck ass husband. Sorry, but that's me. Take it or leave it.

My neighbor is an idiot and his wife is an ugly cow. They are rich. We aren't rich but I'm a good guy and my wife is hot and smart.

I love my daughter and i'm happy to be a dad, but i never ever want any more kids. Sometimes i think i want a boy to carry on the name, then i remember what the newborn and toddler years were like. Kids are great but damn they are so draining.

I love my wife.

I love to sleep because in my dreams I go back to that happy time with my beautiful, amazing sexual goddess of a woman, ex girlfriend.

Once I wake up, the reality of what my life really is sets in. I look over at the woman laying next to me. My wife. The very same woman I thought was worth losing who I now know was the love of my life.

That's about the time I hear the kids, and know it is time to get up and face another day of the hell I have created.

I would give my left nut to go back in time and take that other fork in the road.

I hate it when my wife refers to herself as wifey

I'm just laughing at all the 'real men' who gave me shit for going to nursing school. Now I'm recession-proof and they're all getting laid off.

Step kids suck. They suck the money out of your wallet They suck the energy out of you They suck the life out of your marriage

I hate to hear "I-told-you-so", but you were right.

I "did" have this idea in my head that "my" marriage would be different. Or so I thought.

My wife is a nagging bitch. I am as sick of her as I am sure she is of me. All the shiny newness is gone. We do not have fun. We do not have sex very often, and it is boring.

I will confes it here, but will not ever admit it to anyone I know. They all told me I was making a mistake. I did, the biggest mistake of my life.