Father's Day has passed, but it's still worth watching our own Parent Schmarent columnist Christopher Noxon telling a tale fit for father's day and any day for dads.
Do I have some regrets? Sure.Did one "get away"? Maybe.Do I think about cheating? Sometimes.Why then, do I love and stay with my wife? Because those regrettable decisions led to her, the one who got away is always only perfect from 2000 miles away, and cheating would ruin the best thing to happen to me.
I told my wife of 5 years It is over and I am fileing for divorce.I. It has been over 3 years since we had more then "special occasion sex" She say's she feels dirty having sex with the kids right across the hall, BJ's stopped after our first was born 3 years ago she said she is a mom now moms don't do that it's dirty.. I'm not going to cheat like so many do I'm leaving her first. Sure I took vows , non of them said love cherish and remain sexless till deth do us part...
Dear wife,What do you see as your role in this marriage? I seriously do 90% of the cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry, plus I fix up the house, and hold down a job. You stay at home with our son... and complain about it just about every damn day. Oh, and the lack of sex is fantastic too. Maybe five times this year so far. And not a single blowjob. Sincerely,Your overworked, undersexed husband
It's amazing what a few cold beers, 10 minutes of self-relief to porn, and a cheeseburger can do to your mood.I'm a much easier and happier person to be around when these 3 events take place.
Know what I hate? The fact that any time I tell my wife something nice or positive about her, she HAS to turn it into some sort of insult. I could say "dang, your hair looks great today", and that would automatically mean I think her hair is ugly. How about "you are the best wife in the world?" That translates as "how would you know?"It's not just some time. It's EVERY TIME. I used to think it was just fishing for additional compliments, by making me have to apologize(!?!?) for complimenting her.Now, I just don't want to talk to her anymore.
Regrets? Sure, there are things I could have done. Girls I could have slept with. Traveling I could have done. But what's the point in dwelling on regrets? This is the life and job and family I have; I make the best of it. If I don't like something, I either suck it up and deal with it, or man-up and try to change it.
everyday i wonder why i get out of bed. i regret every decision i've made in the last 25 years. like i'm on a path of self destruction. wrong profession, wrong life. i wish it all would end.i go to the hospital tomorrow. part of me hopes i don't wake after the procedure.
