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Parent Schmarent with Christopher Noxon

Father's Day has passed, but it's still worth watching our own Parent Schmarent columnist Christopher Noxon telling a tale fit for father's day and any day for dads.

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Sometimes my kids do things that:

make we want to scream and then cry make my chest fell like there's a 400lb gorilla sitting on it make it hard for me to remember my name never mind have a rational discussion make me want to walk out of the house and never return

But a minute later I'm laughing and can't imagine ever being apart from them.

I think I need therapy.
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08.23.08  2:00p  
People think I'm strong and independant, but really I'm just biding my time waiting to die.
 
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08.23.08  1:35p  
I pretend to believe you. I know the truth. I will never believe or trust you again.
 
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08.23.08  9:13a  
I honestly have no desire to look at porn. I've told my wife this before and she doesnt believe and gives me the "all men look at porn" line. Then she accuses me of lying to her! I cant win. I honestly DO NOT like looking at porn.
 
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08.23.08  8:07a  
My wife and kids are away this weekend visiting her sister. I sat last night and just cried. I can't let down my emotional guard when they are around and afterward I felt so good. Then it was a beer, the olympics, and some porn before bed. Got up this morning and went for a run and feel good. I guess I just need to be alone once in a while
 
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08.23.08  1:36a  
I'm ignored at home. Since I set it up so that her bill allowance from my check is direct deposited into my wife's account, she seems to have no reason to pay attention to me any more. I pretend to be female in an online game, so that women will talk to me. The online sex is decent but I prefer the conversation.
 
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08.23.08  1:27a  
My wife thinks she's sooo cool and sooo tuff when she curses. Every other word out of her mouth is F*ck, Mother F'er, C*cksucker... Just the other day we were watching a movie and she said "this movie F'n Blows" and then she called me a "Douche" for renting it... She embarrasses me and makes me sick when she talks like that...
 
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08.23.08  1:20a  
After over a year of fighting with my wife about catching her cheating I feel back in love with her, But I still have a feeling of betrale in my heart over it and i'm not sure I can look at her the same way I used to in bed while making love.. She still says she didn't do it even after I showed her proof...
 
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08.23.08  12:58a  
I love to give Oral sex, but my wife hates when i go down on her... and it pisses me off!!!! Every woman I have ever gone down on said I was F'n incredible...I miss the taste of pussy!
 
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08.22.08  5:14p  
My wife cleans, cooks, does everything I want, and I mean everything. But she is overweight and makes me sick.
 
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08.22.08  4:18p  
I got a vasectomy without my wife knowing and let me tell you what a mistake it was. She found out, filed for divorce and the judge chewed me out and she got everything and I mean everything, not half of everything, I mean I literally left with my personal affects only.
 
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