God, I love my fiscally responsible levelheaded intelligent hilarious fantastic cook fat wife. I wouldn't trade her for a million insecure immature $300-on-the-credit-card-for-a-haircut competitive shallow trophy ladies. I don't care what anyone thinks.

My excessive gas pisses my wife off.

My wife actually LAUGHED this morning about her 0% sex drive. LAUGHED! Sorry, honey, I just don't see the humor.

Christmas. Step-brats. Bring out the good booze.

It's like the Emperor With No Clothes over here - she and the other Shamus gather in our living room for some assinine "book club meeting" where they just inhale loads of chips and booze and complain about men and compliment each other's muu muus and "weight loss." No, you don't look "pretty," no that top is not slimming, no, those are not "calorie-free!" Its the blind leading the blind and I can't stand this monthly invasion!!! Do something about your weight instead of buying "slimming tops" and complaining to your fat girlfriends!!!

My ex has done a terrific job of raising our kids and I feel guilty that I don't get the kids enough. I need to live a little while longer so that my kids can have a solid foundation.

i had an affair with this girl i totally fell in love with. i miss her so much but am not able to contact her. i just wish we could've done things differently, maybe we could've been good friends. i hope she knows that i truly loved and adored her but wasn't able to be with her, it wasn't meant to be. it still hurts, though, months later. i feel horrible about hurting her and the mistakes i made. i never meant for it to happen the way it did and am wrong for it.

Sure, my wife and I don't have sex as much as we used to, but so what? Coming home to her and the kid and playing on the floor with them, eating dinner together and watching TV on the couch as a family is way more satisfying than any amount of sex ever could be. My wife is more than just sex to me, she's my best friend and I would give up sex for the rest of my life to be with her forever.

I never thought my wife would be a good mother. She hated kids, she had no patience for them and she never planned to have any of our own. When we unexpectedly got pregnant, I thought it would be a disaster. Boy, was I wrong. She went from a wonderful, sexy, loving wife to an awesome, banging superwoman! I asked her to quit her job to stay home, and even though she didn't want to, she did. She is now the best mother I have ever seen to our son, a fantastic wife, AND she decided to start her own business from home in her spare time because she was bored. We suddenly have twice as much money as we did when she was working in an office! I don't know how she does it, and I have no idea what I did to deserve her, but I am never, ever going to let her go.

Sometimes a guy just can't win: If I help, it bugs her; If I don't help, it bugs her; If I'm quiet, it bugs her; If I'm talkative, it bugs her; If I don't read her mind correctly, it bugs her, but if I try to avoid the mind reading issue by asking for an explanation beforehand, it bugs her; She's in some kind of bad mood almost every day--stressed, depressed, angry, irritated, frustrated, overwhelmed, tired, sick, etc.

You always hear women complain about how difficult marriage and motherhood are--they give, and they give, and they give, and none of the neanderthal men in their lives appreciate them.

But you know what? Sometimes the husband gets the short end of the stick. She's damn lucky I'm so patient, because I doubt many other men could tolerate her.